I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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