Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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