Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Come share oat with me in your robe
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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