Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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