He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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