Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
There's always time for handjobs
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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