awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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