So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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