Don't you send me to vm
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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