Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
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