Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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