This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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