Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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