god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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