I want to stick my p in your. b.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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