No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Your dad touched me again.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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