Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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