We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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