Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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