are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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