yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
40s are totally the cure
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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