boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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