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I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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