im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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