me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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