Soap is not a condiment
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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