So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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