Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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