i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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