He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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