I didn't shave. On purpose
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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