Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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