the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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