i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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