Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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