I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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