I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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