we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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