Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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