Midget sex pt 2 tonight
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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