that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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