haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I believe in your delicious
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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