You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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