hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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