3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
no. you can't hotbox the world.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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