He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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