I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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