haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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