therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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