Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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