u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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